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Hillary Clinton will win the election to become our President... however, it will not go well in the next election and Governor John Kasich of Ohio will win the following election...he did not attend the Republican convention for a moral reason and it will be the catalyst for his run to be president...
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Anagrams are words or phrases made by transposing or rearranging letter of other words or phrases. This is a list of some pretty dam good ones, obviously there are people out there with way too much time on their hands.
Lets have a look at them..."Dormitory" - Dirty Room
"Evangelist" - Evil's Agent
"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It
"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots
"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em
"Animosity" - Is No Amity
"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler
"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's
"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class
"Semolina" - Is No Meal
"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place
"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake
"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one
"Contradiction" - Accord not in it
"George Bush" - He bugs Gore
Depending on how you ask the questions, you can force the answer you seek! Remember 43% of polls are wrong, the other 78% are made up! Don't jump to the answer, just scroll down. Take this test mentally, don't write down your answers, and
don't shout them out.
1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in between.
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2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9.
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.3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together.
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4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.
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5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A =1, B=2, C=3, and so on...
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6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
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7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an ANIMAL.
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8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color.
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9. But remember, that there are no orange kangaroos in Denmark.SCRATCH YOUR HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!
English Grammar Class
Teacher : " Peter doesn't like girls ''
What is 'Peter' in the sentence ?
Students : Waste fellow!!!!!!!!!!!
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TONGUE TWISTER:
*A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD*.
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Try it a couple o tyms n u'll end up soundin lyk a chicken..!:-D
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